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Dec. 6th, 2005 01:06 amNancy: Hello Bill. We are here to talk about your new program, "Thinner wallets, bigger smiles". 2 weeks ago I was just like most people who are watching this program. My wallet was so dam big it was hard to sit down and dead presidents where always breathing down my neck! Now that I have gone through your program my wallet is nice and thin and I can sit down properly and relax for the first time in years. Would you care to tell the audience how your program works?"
Bill: Hello Nancy, I am glad our program worked for you. Fat Wallets are a big problem in todays money driven society. Lots of dead presidents are taking residence in our wallets and it's time to evict!
Usually a program like this costs 100 dollars for the starter kit but if you hurry you can get it for 4 easy payments of 24.99!
The program consists of a few steps:
Step 1: Recognize and admit that you have dead presidents taking up residence in your wallet cramping your style.
Step 2: Learn that you feel that your life would be better if those dead presidents would just move out! Tell them they are ugly and stinky and they are being evicted.
Step 3: Setup an automatic dead presidents deportation plan so they get deported each month to our special dead presidents storage facility! They will never cramp your style again!
As extra perks you get a t-shirt that says "I took part in Thinner Wallets, bigger smiles and my smile could not be bigger nor could my wallet be any thinner!" wear it with pride!
Bill: Hello Nancy, I am glad our program worked for you. Fat Wallets are a big problem in todays money driven society. Lots of dead presidents are taking residence in our wallets and it's time to evict!
Usually a program like this costs 100 dollars for the starter kit but if you hurry you can get it for 4 easy payments of 24.99!
The program consists of a few steps:
Step 1: Recognize and admit that you have dead presidents taking up residence in your wallet cramping your style.
Step 2: Learn that you feel that your life would be better if those dead presidents would just move out! Tell them they are ugly and stinky and they are being evicted.
Step 3: Setup an automatic dead presidents deportation plan so they get deported each month to our special dead presidents storage facility! They will never cramp your style again!
As extra perks you get a t-shirt that says "I took part in Thinner Wallets, bigger smiles and my smile could not be bigger nor could my wallet be any thinner!" wear it with pride!
